did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%

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bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

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astudyinrose:

Plot twist: Janine dies at the age of 60, after a long bout with cancer. In her will, she leaves the cottage in Sussex to Sherlock and John, jointly, but with the caveat that they could only accept it if they both lived there.

"I know what kind of man you are, Sherlock Holmes," she wrote in the will. "It’s time to let John know too."

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Happy Little Pill

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brightlights-darklives:

My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”

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gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

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jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

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